101 Fantastic Fables (Stage 3)

The Man and the Lightning A MAN Running for Office was overtaken by Lightning. "You see." said the Lightnning, as it crept past him inch, "I can travel considerably faster than you." "Yes," the Man Running for Office replied, "but think how much longer I keep going!" The All Dog A LION seeing a Poodle fell into laughter at the ridiculous spectacle. "Who ever saw so small a beast?" he said. "It is very true," said the Poodle, with austere dignity, "that I am small. But, sir, I beg to observe that I am all dog."